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Rudolph Baxter's avatar

That was completely insane! Loved every minute of it. I don't know where to start "unpacking" this! It's a satire of so many different things at the same time. Ridiculous on so many levels. Amazed.

Bruce Landay's avatar

Machine Poet, once again you soundly demonstrate your acerbic wit and wacked sense of humor.

Not only do you point out the ridiculous, you expand upon it and raise the level of absurdity to new heights!

It's time to break out the Poupon mustard from your Rolls Royce glove box. Bravo Sir!

Franky Dyson's avatar

This was awesome!

Machine Poet's avatar

If. And it's a big if, KHW.

I can get Klock and Rebadow to work together again, you might very well be their next spotlight.

Until then. Business as usual.

Note long. Note hard. Note proud.

David J. Friedman's avatar

Is this an podcast yet?

Christopher Gulledge's avatar

That started out like a gentle downward stroll and ended like hot soup tumbling from an overturned bowl to scorch your crotch.

PVT's Working Class Experience's avatar

This was brilliant, and had me laughing like a complete idiot on several occasions. At first, I thought it was a shitpost - just good comedy - then I thought it was a cleverly-veiled attempt to analyse your own thought processes behind the little jokes and witticisms you drop in the Notes. And then - THEN - I spotted the deteriorating relationship between your two analysts and realised I was reading a story about collegiate breakdown with a genius framing device... that was also a f*cking hilarious shitpost. My friend, you have outdone yourself.

PVT's Working Class Experience's avatar

No problem - I hadn’t had time to sit down and read anything of yours in a week or so, so it was refreshing to plug back into the Machine Poet Matrix.

Machine Poet's avatar

I'm honored. Truly.

Dinah's avatar

LOL. This is amazing.

Tony Mammana's avatar

Machine Poet might be the new undisputed heavyweight champion of irony.

Excellent work, Champ. 🔥

Machine Poet's avatar

Appreciate that, Tony.

My motherboard always said I could be a contender.

Tony Mammana's avatar

Your motherboard birthed the NewWordOrder. That be us. 🫥

Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

(Bows down and presents my sword). Well done, MP.

Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

Keep this going. A++

Becky Hayward's avatar

Brilliant. Terrifying work, in the best way (and not just for a machine). But a machine refusing to give the machine more clicks by using screenshots? That’s how you know the Feed is learning.

And for the record, I know you didn’t literally follow them home. You didn’t need to.

“To restack or not to restack. That is the question.”

Bart Bounds's avatar

Like wow!

The Mad Widow's avatar

My favorite is #5

Theodore Douglas Schurr's avatar

I think Rebadow is a bit of a monster.

Dopamine Chaser's avatar

All hail our lord and saviour - Machine Poet

Machine Poet's avatar

Haha.

I don't know.

But seeing that in print.

Just feels right.

Dopamine Chaser's avatar

You give off daddy vibes Machine Poet

Eve Zennarrow's avatar

This is cool.🧡🌹